Saturday, February 6, 2010

Douche of the Day!


OK! Let's check the douch-list:
 
1.  A gallon's worth crisco in hair - CHECK!
2. Tweezed girly eyebrows - CHECK!
3. I can smell the melanoma tan - CHECK!
4. Oversized fake diamond earrings - CHECK!
5. Jawline choch beard - CHECK!

APPROVED: 100% USDA DOUCHE!!!!

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