i know every day is the first day of the rest of my life, but today is even more so

(resignation letter templates available in Office 2007)

As of midnight, I am no longer a tenured member of the faculty at the University of Wisconsin-Madison or a Robert Wood Johnson Scholar in Health Policy at Harvard University.

Regarding Madison, I originally included the sentence "I hope to God I know what I'm doing" in my letter of resignation, but then deleted it. And you don't believe me when I say I've grown up a lot these last two years. Today I sent an e-mail to my chair that I realize now was my last bit of official faculty correspondence. The e-mail included my telling her that she ought to start a blog (check out here and here for examples of why I think this).

Regarding the RWJ fellowship, it didn't turn out like I thought it was, although that in itself was a useful lesson about certain tendencies of mine to be unrealistic. I am certainly glad to have done it. I am also glad to be going back to an academic department, and I am glad to be returning to the Midwest.

My original e-mail telling Northwestern's chair I was accepting their offer concluded, dorkily perhaps, with the paragraph:

I'm sitting here now in my office at Harvard remembering how I once took a class in which an assignment was to write a short story that started with the sentence "This is going to be fun." Few e-mails I will send in my life mark a beginning as clearly as this one, and so I'll close it with: This is going to be fun.

I hope to God I am right about this. I am optimistic that I am.

Update: I finished a draft of the preferences paper that has been crowded out other activities for too long now, so it's turned out to be quite a good start to the rest of my life.

this post is a miracle!

I just received an e-mail from someone who is using as a signature file a quote from Einstein: "There are two ways to live your life -- one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle." Sure, it sounds great on first reading, but can you imagine how tiresome it would be to live your life as if everything is a miracle? I punch the little buttons with letters on them on my keyboard, and those same letters show up on my monitor. What a miracle! I hit "Publish Post" and what I've entered in this box goes into some magical space where anyone anywhere can read it. What a miracle! At the same time I am doing this, other people are actually getting work done. What a miracle!

who's got the funk?

Answer: Dan Myers. Unfortunately, it's a blog funk. He was able to overcome the splayer-haters who didn't appreciate his stylish way of crushing a can, but now he's been laid low by some combination of a bothersome commenter and the cyclical character of blogthusiasm. Keep the faith, Dan!

Meanwhile, I cannot tell if Kieran is serious about having his own secret blog or not. I won't even speculate about what the content of it might be. He should leave clues for its location like Masquerade, which I accidentally purchased today using my Harvard purchasing card and now have to fill out a form and write a check to reimburse them for it.

My own solution to blog malaise, which has been an open secret for some time now but perhaps you are one of the people not in the know, has been to keep a pseudonymous second blog under the name "Gwen." Part of my gimmick with "Gwen" is that every time I write a post having to do with the Animals and Society ASA section on this blog, I have her adopt another pet on her blog.

no competition to 'why is six afraid of seven?', but:

"What's a pirate's favorite letter?"
"I don't know, what?"
"You could guess 'aRRRgh!' Guess aRRRgh."
"Okay."
(several months pass. leaves change, fall, grow back green again. the protagonists age.)
"I've been meaning to ask. Is a pirate's favorite letter 'aRRRgh?'"
"No. It's P, because P is aRRRgh with a leg missing."
"Did you make that up?"
"No. I'm not a genius."

Fly Away, Fly Away

Intense weekend.
Saturday, I had tutor, and then after, went to Lauren's sweet sixteeeeeeen. We took a charter bus to Melrose Ave., on the way discussing shops and sales and such. We got off and everyone split into groups, and Lauren and I decided to shop together. We went to a lot of shops, like the Wasteland and Lotta, and Kendo, American Vintage, etc. We even saw Nick Cannon in this ghetto shop. It was super hot but hanging out with just Lauren when I hadn't seen her since the end of last year was amazing! Then we called and met up with Alyssa who had to come late and then we went to Creatures of Comfort, my favorite store. They had a cute selection of Repetto flats and oxfords, as well as A.P.C. dresses and Eley Kishimoto clothing. Lauren and I got matching totes with maps on them; I got Los Angeles and she got San Francisco. At checkout, she needed a penny so I gave her one, and then when I checked out, I ended up a penny short so she had to look for a penny for me. Haha. Then we raced back to the bus because we were late [i will never forget the 5 block run on melrose avenue with flats on and people screaming "no running on the streets" and alyssa's "fuck you"] and headed for Sushi Hiroba. We had like literally 7 appetizers before the entree so I ended up taking home a lot of food. Lauren's cake was gorgeous and so was her Lauren Moffatt dress! Our table, with Brian, Daniel, Alyssa, Lauren, and me, was crazy and fun toooooo and we had a really good time. Ahhh I'm gonna miss those kids until I see them again. On the way home on the bus, Lauren opened her presents and we all had some good laughs. What a fun day.

Sunday, I had a violin masterclass and did considerably better than the one on Friday. Even got some compliments and did better than the other boy who will be in my competition category next saturday. After the masterclass, the people that knew each other really well went out to dinner at California Pizza Kitchen!! People that went wereeee: Anita, moi, Patricia, Sarah, Lydia, Rachel, and Ashley. We didn't order that much but we talked A LOT. We had discussions about everything from gelato to shaved ice. Then it was picture time and everyone got their phones/cameras out. It took us like an hour to figure out the bill but it was all good. Then we wished everyone good luck on their competition and hopefully we can meet again the day after the competition holding trophies. Got home and Josephine called me out of sheer boredom and occupied an hour of my life. We had a weird conversation as usual.

Next Sunday, Lauren and I get to meet at Melrose to continue our shopping at the Way We Wore, Marc Jacobs, Paul Smith, Kidrobot, etc etc. Je t'aime, mon amie!

how to write a winning a doggerel poetry contest entry in fifteen minutes a day

I won the doggerel poetry contest for Mary and Brady's blogathon! I demolished the competition using a tried-and-true strategy:

1. Enter early. Like Presidential candidates who try to have high early fundraising totals partly to scare competitors out of entering--a tactic which actually worked in past election cycles--getting your intimidatingly awesome doggerel poem into the contest comments field early will give others pause before trying to compose their own entry.

2. Decide on a search term that fits the theme of the contest. For example, if the contest is part of a blogathon associated with libraries, choose the term "library."

3. Search your chat archives for chats that contain the term, e.g., "library."

4. Go through chat, retaining whatever lines seem like they would work in a doggerel poem and deleting those that do not. Some rearrangement is also permissible. Maybe tweak a word or two. Maybe not.

5. Send off your entry.

6. Await accolades.

pen scanners?

Does anybody have any experience with pen scanners? As in, do they work well? The NYT did a story on a few models recently, which stirred some excitement in me for buying one to facilitate extracting quotes 'n' notes from books, but then the reviews of a couple particular models on Amazon were unsettling.

the far eastern front in the war to shrink the pet-child gap

The sociologist who wrote the article on "Animal Selves" that I highlighted here a couple weeks ago has written a letter to ASA protesting their plan to offer a tour to China (I couldn't find the link, so I've pasted as jpg above). Me, I'll admit I don't understand how ASA's tour business works and so don't know what I think of the enterprise generally. I guess if ASA is going to be in the tour business, I wouldn't agree with them letting the political views of some members prevent other members who want to go on the tour.* (I presume the substantive importance of China to those interested in global society is without question, as is China's dismal human rights record.)

Anyway, the protest is made on both human and animal rights grounds. Comparisons are made to Nazi Germany and to ASA's decision to hold its meetings in Montreal. China is said to be "bankrolling genocide." Even so, "Although [China's] treatment of people is shameful, its treatment of animals is far, far worse." That said, by my tally, description of human rights abuses does edge out animal rights abuses, by a word count of 141-139.

BTW, according to a post on this site, eating dogs was banned in South Korea in 1988 just before the Olympics, but is presently legal in China (but not Taiwan or Hong Kong). I wonder if China will ban eating dogs before the 2008 Olympics open.

* I might feel differently if, say, ASA were talking about holding its annual meetings in China, although there would be nonhumanitarian grounds for complaining about that decision as well.

this week's jfw award for greatest lapse in investigative journalism

From the NYT:

Asked to define what Red Lobster means by fresh, Ms. Setta responded, “It’s as fresh as anything you’d find in a top-tier seafood restaurant.” The chain delivers fish to its restaurants six days a week.

Don't you think the obvious follow-up question for the NYT reporter should have been to ask what day the fish isn't fresh?

I haven't eaten at a Red Lobster in years. I still occasionally crave cheddar bay biscuits, though. Once upon a time I said that, should I ever find myself mysteriously pregnant with a daughter, I would name her Cheddar Bay Freese.

Unrelated addendum #1: People are already lining up outside Mary and Brady's blog to be the first person to comment when their blogathon opens at 9 EDT.

Unrelated addendum #2: I wish part of feeling stretched too thin was that one actually got to feel thinner.

note regarding information diffusion dynamics within the freese family

Sister C called me up just now to congratulate me on the job at Northwestern. She had just heard about it from someone in my hometown who reads my blog.* Obviously, she and I don't talk on the phone very often. My mother, however, was among the first people I told when I accepted the job, and Sister C and my mother often talk on the phone multiple times a day. It's kind of unsettling to imagine months going by without my arising as a topic of conversation. Sometimes I feel like a ghost who floats about on the periphery of my family, making intermittent corporeal appearances around holidays and then slipping back to the ether of academe. Understand, I'm not faulting anyone else in my family for this; I have nobody to blame for it but myself.

* To that someone: You know who you are. Thanks for providing the update!

concisio!

J.K. Rowling has said she might later write an encyclopedia, as apparently there are all kinds of interesting details and asides about the Harry Potter universe that have never made it into any books (HT: TS). Great, but if she thinks I'm going to stand in line and stay up all night just so I can read The Dean Thomas Backstory, she's got another thing coming. Nonetheless, the Wikipedia entry on Dean Thomas makes this revealing point:

In the UK edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Dean Thomas is not mentioned during the Sorting ceremony. He is, however, correctly sorted in the American edition as a Gryffindor, just after Harry and before Lisa Turpin. According to Rowling, her UK editor felt the chapter was too long and had to trim it down with any extraneous detail he could find.

I would love to see a special "Editor's Cut" of the last four books released. Didn't people do special cuts of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace that improved the pacing and cut out most of the Jar Jar Binks character? I bet Brady will have a nice taut rendition of Deathly Hallows when he translates the German edition into English.

INTRODUCING,
THE ONE AND ONLY,

COWSY!!!! ee elaine

she may be shy at times,
but she's very willing to share HER MILK.
and of course,
Her BEAUTIFUL PORTRAIT with YOU ALL.
get it from me.

great. i just get over my fear of meteors and now i have to worry about about a drunk astronaut plowing into me with a space shuttle.

From CNN.com:

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) -- Astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so drunk they posed a flight-safety risk on at least two occasions, an aviation weekly reported Thursday.

An independent panel reportedly found that flight surgeons allowed intoxicated astronauts to fly on space shuttle.

It cited a special panel studying astronaut health, which found "heavy use of alcohol" before launch that was within the standard 12-hour "bottle-to-throttle" rule, according to Aviation Week & Space Technology.

there is perhaps no greater pleasure in this world than the feeling of being understood

Case in point being an e-mail I received just now:

I have been wondering about your sanity ever since you started going off on Paul McCartney and his Starbucks campaign. Up until about 3 days ago, I had only seen one particular PM poster at Starbucks, which seemed pretty harmless. But the other day, I actually saw the poster which, I believe, is the one that set you off [see it for yourself here]. Now I totally understand. It's like Paul McCartney doing "Magnum/Le Tigre/Blue Steel" from Zoolander. It practically made me want to walk into Starbucks and start shooting. You were right all along. Sorry.

Yes! Keep in mind that I've walked by this poster at least once a day, sometimes several times a day, for seven weeks now.

My correspondent also points out that, by standard demographic definitions, Barack Obama is a baby boomer. Fine. He didn't go to college during the Vietnam War, and he wasn't in high school when the Beatles were together. These are what I take to be the key cultural markers of baby-boomerness, but it's absolutely correct that the demographic phenomenon went on a few years beyond that.

blogathon 2007

Starting 6AM EDT on Friday Saturday (see update below), Mary and Brady are going to be blogging every half hour for 24 straight hours for the American Library Association's Hurricane Katrina Fund. They are promising special features, games, contests with real (nonvirtual!) prizes, Southern-cooking recipes and a shocking plot twist* sometime during the day. Tune in!

* Various M&B fansites have been speculating about what the shocking plot twist is going to be. I've been trying to avoid reading them, as I don't want the surprise to be ruined by spoilers. For the official JFW prediction, go to this site, paste in this text, use the key "nymphadora tonks", and hit decode:

Yyft hfwsinhca Pjvbmn, quvh zn mwzo xbp ui ao es r Vxfl Chraups Aihvr-Lquygy Zxdnprgk, Mtfl gayj dtcedz khth frw achty afhlaezl vwnpztk hrk ko ksnn, thr uczthou htg zkfneqs ao iobe bh nvd gfqhl yhois. Xwgrwe rtpa, ou Piawm vc s umdryua.

Update: It's Saturday, not Friday, which of course makes more sense. The reason for the mistake is that I cannot freaking believe it is Thursday already.

wow man, my brother has a girlfriend.
and my parents seem so happy.


**I looked for all 5 of them.
and OMG!
i found the J!
&& The both As!!!
but couldnt find k.
lol.
and all connected too.(:***

Today is Thursday.
AND I SO HATE THURSDAYS.
not the lessons,
but the feeling.
Its damn weird.
or maybe because its just coincidental.


So my brother has a girlfriend now.
yes, a five year old having a girlfriend.
and this was what my dad said:
"what's your girlfriend's name.?
if you want to get married must ask me for permission first."
and so on so forth.
r i d i c u l o u s .

ever since the parent-teacher meeting,
where my brother's teacher told my dad abt my brother,
having a girlfriend.
like wow man,
how unexpected.
preschool teachers and parents,
approving some 5 yr old's relationship.
weird.

so when i came home just now,
my mum showed me the "love letters",
which my brother's girlfriend,
or rather, ANDREA wrote to him.
still have picture of the two of them.
and on top of one of the letter was,
"WILL YOU GET MARRY TOGETHER WITH ME.?"
and there was this part,
where he was supposed to circle ,
Yes or No.
typical kids.
its supposed to be,
"will u marry me".
no need for the "get" and "together with".
shall upload his letters here one day.

surely,
that girl, Andrea,
had gotten some help in writing that letter.
Like omg,
how could she spell or even write it out?
even my brother spells his name as CABLE LEONG.
when its supposed to be CALEB.
as a result,
Andrea spelt it as "CAB-LOP".




when some things get spread around,
wrongly,
and with added information,
misunderstandings occur.
even things as small as,
go out after O levels to ____.
can become something else.
wow.
the power of words huh.
its just whether you believe or not.
how much some words can be trusted.
and of course,
think of whether it can even happen first or not.
i mean,
what else is there to say.



MIB.
maybe?

fifteen months until the general election, and i still feel like i'm late in choosing a candidate

You've been waiting on pins and needles long enough. The coveted official JFW endorsement for President goes to Barack Obama. The two thoughts this evening that finally pushed me decisively out of the "uncommitted" category:

1. Idle googling regarding Ricky Ray Rector, the retarded murderer that Bill Clinton made a special trip to Arkansas to see executed in order to help win a few extra votes in New Hampshire in 1992. (At least according to Wikipedia, Rector's mental ability was such that he saved the dessert from his last meal so he would have it to eat later, after his execution.) I tried to imagine how the different presidential candidates would contemplate the Ricky Ray Rector situation if they had been governor, and Obama was the only electable one I could imagine actually tossing and turning over it. Honestly, I would not be at all surprised if Hillary Clinton was keeping a retarded killer in a hotel somewhere that she will bring out in January and execute with her bare hands just so everybody knows she's tough.

2. Walking by that [expletive deleted] Paul McCartney poster yet again at Starbucks, and realizing how much I would love to have somebody who was not a baby boomer elected President. This, in conjunction with the realization that, with Hillary Clinton as the nominee, there would be the possibility of me spending my entire adult life up to age 45 with only members of two different families being my President.

Mostly, though, what I want is a Democrat who will win. It's only because I've become convinced that there is no reason that Obama would be a weaker candidate than anybody else that I'm allowing the fact that I can vote for him with genuine enthusiasm prevail.

just how far apple has come in cornering the concept of cool electronica

(Cambridge Wii party. Not my arm. I did win the resulting match.)

The Wii party here in Cambridge was a rousing success despite having only six attendees. So much so, in fact, that the party was broken up by an annoyed knock from my downstairs neighbor at an hour I will not disclose here because as it would undermine my public presentation as a basically considerate human being. Eek.

The women did not dominate boxing as was the predicted and actual experience at the Madison Wii party. Also, strangely, while 19 out of the 20 fights in the Madison Wii tournament ended by knockout, only 1 out of the first 6 fights at the Cambridge party did.

Anyway, one attendee at the party who was very impressed by the Wii insisted on looking at the box before believing me when I said the Wii was not manufactured by Apple. And, after acknowledging this, the person did take the view that the Nintendo was basically copying "style" from Apple. As far as I can tell, the reasoning for why the Wii was copying from Apple was that it was (1) white and (2) cool. You know a company has really accomplished something when they lay an intellectual property claim in some people's minds to "products that are cool" and "the color white."

BTW, I bought the Wii trauma surgery game, although that'll have to wait to be a post of its own sometime.

BTW-BTW, I have a headache, as would be predicted from my effort to go tepid turkey on Coke Zero (tepid, not cold, because I'm just cutting back to one a day). I will persevere. I think.

signs of the apocalypse

1. As of this moment, sixteen out of the last seventeen posts on TMZ.com are regarding Lindsay Lohan (the other is about Britney Spears).

2. I have removed the wireless card from my Tablet PC. As is one of my favorite sayings, desperate people do desperate things.

3. I have resolved that I am only going to have one Coke Zero a day, before noon, between now and ASA. Today: Day 1. We will see how this goes. Root for me.

Hellos

REPLY TO TAGS ARE BELOW


i've been drinking the GP 3 days in a row.
and i think im gonna die,
with my livers exploding.
lol.


today was okay.
since there was only 4 subs.
I LOVE POA!
I LOVE DISTURBING ELAINE EE(:(:(:
i just keep irritating the shit outta her.
And her reactions are like damn funny.
hahaha.
PLUS PLUS PLUS.
i put her worksheet into my mouth,
till the top of the paper melted with my saliva(:
BUT! i just know she loves my saliva..
hahaha.
AND! THE BEST PART!?
I HELPED HER DECORATE HER PRETTY FACE,
WITH A LINE OF PEN INK!
THE MOST PERFECT LOOK!(:
so she'll look more attrative.
and Reuben would DEFINITLY TAKE A GLANCE AT HER(:
HAHAHAHAHA.
and yes,
i bet she's gonna kill me after reading this.
and probably bring masking tape to tape up my mouth too.
BUT, HONEY ELAINE,
YOU WONT BEAR TO DO THAT,
WILL U .?
*shows you the innocent face,
with sparkling pearl-look-a-like eyes which goes bling X2*



anw!
THE TAGGER BAGS ARE DAMN COOL!!!!!!!!
LIKE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
hahs.

OH, &&&&&&&
im currently broke,
LIKE REALLY BROKE MANNN.
i dont know why either.?
LOLS.
AIYAH,
SURELY COS LENT TOO MUCH MONEY TO OTHERS ALR LA.
AND AH LONG DEBTORS ARE NICE PEOPLE,
SO THEY USUALLY EXTEND THEIR DUE DATES(:
lol.
HOWEVER, PLEASE TAKE PITY ON THE COMPANY,
AND DONATE GENEROUSLY TO ME.
AND IT'LL BE BEST IF U COULD DONATE LIKE
A 100 BUCKS AND ABOVE(:
and I'LL LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
HAHAHA



&&&&&&
LASTLY!!!!
N--Z--- viewed my profile!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
at least ____ Knows i exist(:
hahah.
but,
aiyah.
that was last year.
AND I TOLD ELAINE.
and guess what,
she said:
SCREAM TO YOURSELF.
wah,
like so much for being my honey.
Lol.
cos she was doing some idiot test.
AIYAH!
HONEY ELAINE!
NO NID TO DO LA.
U ARE ALR THE BIGGEST IDIOT MY DEAR,
STILL WANT TO CONFIRM WHAT COW.?
LOL(:
WHAT's worst?
THAT LAZY COW ASKED ME TO DO THE MATH CALCULATIONS FOR HER,
and in the end,
she got some SUPERSMART RANK.
KUDOS TO MEEEEEE(:
so i shld be getting the SUPERSMART RANK(:
lols.


im gonna sleep now.
damn tired(:


TAG REPLIES:
ELAINE:
AND YES ELAINE.
BUY IT FOR YOU.
SURE, NP,
WHEN I GET THE FIRST PRIZE FOR 4D THOUGH.
SO WISH ME ALL THE LUCK.
MEANWHILE, WHY NOT DONATE TO ME FIRST??
OR EVEN BETTER,
SHARE HALF of ur DIVIDENDS WITH ME?(:(:(:(:
PARTNERSHIP RMB.?
LOSS, WE SHARE.
GAINS WE SHARE TOO!!!

JOANNE:
Why so random?
LOLS

HILLARY:

HOHOHOHOHO.
LAZY LAH!
aiyoh,
i no time one u noe.
lols.and you leh.?
NEVER UPDATE UR BLOG ONE!
HAHA.
U CHANGED SO FAST!!

i have got to stop drinking so much coke zero

Really, truly. It's unhealthy and out of control. Any advice on kicking soda addiction is welcome.

Also:
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Banana"
"Banana who?"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Orange"
"Orange who?"
"Orange you glad this isn't yet another post about Harry Potter?"

buying harry potter seven

The plan was for a friend and I to get our wristbands around 7:30. Still, I was down by the Coop anyway--plus they promised gift bags to the first 500 people!--and so went around 5 to see what the line was like. The line started at the back entrance, and so I went out the back door. The line went down the entire alley, around the corner, down the street, around that corner, and around to the Coop's front entrance, a distance that Google Satellite suggests is maybe 800 feet.

Most of the queue were females between twelve and thirty. There were very few men over thirty standing by themselves in line, and those in line seemed far more embracing of their dorkitude than, for better or worse, I am. Even so, I stood at the end for a few moments, but then realized that standing in line was not only going to take a long time but that I was going standing behind this girl who was maybe a sophomore in high school and dressed in this costume that was a trollopy take on Nymphadora Tonks. Thus adding "feeling creepy" to the "feeling bored" and "feeling dorky" negative emotionality that standing in line would entail, I abandoned my place and went and got a chocolate-malt-with-extra-malt instead.

When I returned with my friend around 7:45, the line was about as long as it had been at 5. It also moved very slowly, in part because many people were holding places in line for friends, and by the end we did not get our wristbands until 8:45pm. The line had shortened by that point, but the people at the end still had a half hour if the line moved at the same pace. There were 3 people at the front who were looking up names on the list of reservations and handing out nametags, my own transaction was less than 20 seconds, and this went on for more than 4 straight hours.

The math suggested an extremely long wait at midnight. Rather than get in line at 10 and have to wait for 2 hours and then who knows how long, my friend and I decided to go to a bar and come back at 1. When we get there, the line was maybe 2/3 as long as the line we had gotten into for our wristbands. As soon as we got to the end, though, these South Americans came up with copies of the book that they said they had bought for $5 more at the Out Of Town Newstand across the street, which had no line and was even giving out free HP7 tote bags. We had nothing to lose and so went over there and, within five minutes, we were out of there with our books.

So all the reservations and waiting for line for wristbands and whatever was for naught, although I am always pleased when I recognize the sunk cost fallacy--in this case, not wasting more time in line just because I had already spent time to get my wristband--and do not succumb to it. Granted, it would have been far better to realize I didn't need the wristband, as the Harry Potter party that was being thrown in Harvard Yard looked great, with I'm sure the largest and most enthusiastic audience that Harry and the Potters will ever have for a show.

overheard

"Okay, talk to you later, Muggle Girl."
"Did you just call me Muggle Girl?"
"I did."
"Take it back. If the Harry Potter universe existed, I would be a pureblood."
"I would not be a pureblood."
"I would be a pureblood but a blood traitor. I would be scandalous for the promiscuous way I would snuggle with muggles."
"If you were a pureblood, [Relative A] would be a squib."
"[Relative A] would definitely be a squib. [Relative B] might be a squib, too."
"You would be a half-blood then, not a pureblood."
"I know I wouldn't muggle-born, though, because my Mom would definitely be magic."

i'm damn tired.
recently,
i've been skipping my afternoon naps.
and sleeping earlier at night.
which is GOOD(:
lol.
and ive been wanting to change the blogskin.
but, im just too lazy.
damn sian.
you know what,
in these 3 mths,
i've found out many stuff.
for eg,
those who betray you for the sake of others.
yep.
but!
as elaine says, KARMA.
or rather, do what you want others do towards you.
Everything happens for a reason doesnt it.
and that day,
i was telling Shuen and all.
that i think i suffered from _______________
during that time.
which is highly possible.
but i guess im alright alr.


and maybe,
my blue vessels are really
caused by the lack of oxygenated blood.
that's why i always breathe so hardly,
and laugh with the asthma kind of sound.
Lol.
plus,
the doctor previously did say tt
i dont have enough blood.
SO, haha.
maybe ive finally found the reason for the
super-blue-and-obvious blood vessels.
hahs.






i shld go see a psychologists,
and cure me of my phobia of pigeons.
cos personally,
i dont really know why im so scared of them.
lol.
its must surely be linked to smth.


&&&,
i found out that i cant take scoldings from others.
and that i'll often end up crying.
maybe cos im not use to it.
haiya.
cat la.


i've found out so many stuff.
and tonight i'll finally be able to drink that gold passion.
which had been kept in the fridge since
returning frm bangkok.
no link to the previous topic.
but nvm(:

valley valley valley,
all along i've been going
through a valley.
but indeed,
through the valley,
i've learnt alot.(:

wow man,
i've applied my knowledge.
************************************************




__ know the answer to every question __ have in mind.
but __ just can't face the truth,
and accept the fact,
can __.?
neither can __ _________.
its always like that.
one day,
__ will grow out of it.
and live life the same as before.
realizing that it is not a need.
but all along,
a want.
with or without it,
__ know it doesnt matter.
but __ just keep thinking likewise.
in hope of making it seem more pleasing.
the truth is right in front of __.
but __ choose not to face it.
when __ look back,
__ will find __self like a fool.


Giving up an entire forest for a hollow tree,
was my foolishness.
i should have let go long time ago.
holding on was just a waste of time.

Don't Stop

Today was lotsa fun. In the morning I had tutor, but afterwards, my parents took me to Costa Mesa. I first went to the Lab and went shopping. I ended up picking up a couple dresses and a vest at Buffalo Exchange and a Vita snake bangle at Habit. My mom got a dress from Thousands Elsewhere, where I saw the most gorgeous Morphine Generation dress. A bit above my price range, though. Urban was fun to look at but nothing really I wanted... Stopped by ARTH and looked at all their Eugenia Kim stuff which was very cute. Blends had a lot of cool limited edition sneakers as usual and Carve and Harlow were boring. Got a drink at the Gypsie Den, and then left the Lab. We went to the Camp right across the street and hung around there and then went to this japanese market. After that we went to Crystal Cove to watch the sunset and grab dinner. The view was fab as usual and I especially loved it cause I hadn't been there in a while. It would have been nice if we ate at Zinc like we always do but it was closed. Drove home listening to the Libertines. Nothing like a day in OC to make me smile (= Gotta get Lauren's present soon.. Her sweet sixteen party's just around the corner!

The entrance sign at the Lab with "anti-mall" on it [:

Vita snake bangles. I only got one though.

Crystal Cove..

done!

I successfully procured my copy of HP7 at 1:01AM (story to follow later) and finished it at 10:07 AM. Encoded overall assessment, which does not include any kind of plot spoiler but does include a reader contest, below. To read, go to this site, paste the text in the input box, enter "jeremy freese" in the key box, and hit decode.

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Update, Sunday 3pm: Gwen gets the contest question exactly right and wins the kewpie doll. The answer is "gwpa ggqnj ppnva bel, ycnj izo najozgt bdkcpj 'uxq pkold' wvz kwtag qpc xathrpael nvbpnijxa, fdc yvb lnmrzkdoza nqksqjx dnngggo pk ja kdn aewvu kb bdian swvxqao qj r zdaz." (Oops, apparently I might have done this backwards, so hit "encode" if "decode" doesn't work.)

what photoshop giveth, the internet tmzeth away

TMZ.com, the website dedicated to gleefully chronicling and promoting the decline of our civiilization*, has posted the above side-by-side comparison of Faith Hill as she appears on the cover of Redbook and Faith Hill as she appeared at the Redbook cover photo shoot.

* No offense to Carly.

i hate when i wake up in the middle of the night and can't fall back asleep

This is going to put a crimp in my plans to read HP7 straight through after buying it at midnight.

I'm just now reading Krugman's NYT column, which reminds the reader:

Around [June 2002] Ron Suskind, the investigative journalist, had a conversation with a senior Bush adviser who mocked the “reality-based community,” asserting that “when we act, we create our own reality.”

I wonder how many people there are who tut-tut this statement and yet have bought copies of The Secret.

not the sort of project i would take on, but it does have a certain recursive charm to it...

Brady is translating the German translation of a English novel back into English. I could see where this would be an interesting way to have a gold standard to compare one's translation skills to, but then again I guess that depends on how much one trusts the original translator.

The Traitor's Gate, btw, is one of 13 novels that Edgar Wallace published in 1927, two less than the 15 he published in 1926. I remember reading somewhere that at the height of his career he had periods of dictating a book a week.

Update: The Wikipedia entry for Wallace is a good yarn in its own right. And, according to it, it's a book a weekend instead of week.

assorted

1. "Role-taking" in symbolic interactionism refers to the capacity to adopt the perspective of the others, as in to understand the way a situation seems from the perspective the person to whom one is talking. I've come to wonder whether a penchant for using too small fonts in PowerPoint presentations be used to make a broader inference about people's role-taking skills.

2. Overheard from today: "She's the kind of person who, when you are with a group of people eating Indian food and one of the dishes is saag paneer, will cherry-pick out all the paneer as she's serving herself."

3. Also overheard:
"You might as well have just typed 'I'm losing it' and hit 'Post.'"
"What's wrong with not wanting anybody to spoil Harry Potter for me?"
"It's like you've announced to the world, 'World, I've sashayed over that boundary that separates the eccentric from the insane.'"

4. As for an actually-sociologically-interesting contemporary animals and society issue, this article on CBS SportsLine speculates that the Michael Vick trial will be lower profile but divide public opinion much as the O.J. Simpson trial did. Although Al Sharpton has already come out hard against Vick. I can't imagine there is ultimately going to be the same kind of evidentiary ambiguity in the Vick case as there was in the Simpson case. I wonder if/to-what-extent Blacks and Whites differ in perceptions of the severity of the crime, given various associations of dogfighting with hip-hop imagery and the more basic difference where Whites are more than twice as likely as Blacks to have pets.

preliminary result

While the sample size is still small and thus conventional standards of statistical significance have not been reached, early indications are that, if one defines "effectiveness" as the indication that one has successfully made one's point, then saying "If you hear any Harry Potter spoilers and tell me, I'm going to be very annoyed" is less effective than "If you hear any Harry Potter spoilers and tell me, I will cut you."

BTW, I'm getting the book at midnight at Harvard Square. I'm thinking about doing an encoded simulblog as I read it.

Comments off for your protection!

HELLOS.

Im gonna blog abt, Monday Tuesday and today,
so the post will be kind of long.


Starting with today first.
TODAY:
R4 this morning.
Ran so many rounds.
hahas.
if its gonna be like tt every week.
then i wont have to run on Sundays(:
Anw,
had health check after tt.
again,
the right lumbar 3 degrees positive.
my back is forever crooked/slanted.
BUT! my eyesight is still PERFECT!!!
yipeeeee HOOOOO.


the Adam Khoo Motivational thing again.
hahaha. self esteem.
build it up and show you right.
RIGHT.
hmmmmmm.
so after school,
went home to change and went hougang to replace EZ link.
Gave them my ic photo.
and they say i cant use tt,
cos its sleeveless.
so i was like,
anw my school PE shirt also sleeveless ma.
SO, I asked her to use back the OLD UGLY pic again.
GUESS WHAT!
she said, if i use that again,
the bus driver might confiscate it as it doesnt look like me.
WEIRDO.
HAHS.
at least it no longer looks like me(:
so i went to eat lunch with Dorothea.
Then took another 4 passport photos.
went back to change EZ link.
and still, its not School Uniform,
But, at least it had collar.
and my hair's tied up and messy,
so yah.
another ugly EZ link.


YESTERDAY:
Wenta watch HARRY POTTER with
elaine, sheevonne, shuen.
im damn scared of Voldermolt
or how do you spell tt.
i'll like Elaine's bag to cover my face.
or hold her arm.
lol.
but okay la.
last time's Voldermolt was scarier.
lol.
Im a cat.
MEOW.
anyway,
It was MY DATE WITH ELAINE(:
WE even lifted up the thing in the middle of the chair.
SO WE COULD SIT CLOSER AND NEARER EACH OTHER(:(:(:
lol.
im like closer to them nowadays.
haha.
talking and so on.
yep.
come on people.
MOTIVATE ME, INFLUENCE ME,
with CLEAN IDEAS(:


MONDAY:
RACAL HARMONEY.
wore chinese thingy.
haha.
took photos.
and some of them are in friendster.
lol.
And had chinese listening.
Okay la.
After tt,
we went to finish the DPA form.


do i want to do this.?
or should i just leave it.
and let it continue on,
which i don't know when it'll ever stop.
maybe never.
but, if it does.
its only leading the wrong path.

************************************************
its been a week,
and im doing unexpectely well(:
maybe its how i see things.
and what i make myself think(:
BELIEFS.


I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie is made up on your side

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day and make it ok
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you, I love the things that you do

When you walk away I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now

We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I'd do, I'd give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me, yeah

spoiler shields up!

I will be a much less well informed citizen for the next several days.

i wonder if there is some bitter person who updates this sentence every month

From the Wikipedia entry for TIAA-CREF:

As late as July 2007, customers continue to see little to no response to complaints logged as early as October 2006.

I am officially able to start setting up benefits and other matters as a Northwestern faculty member (although my employer of record is still RWJ). First thing I want to make sure I do is get my retirement set up so that I'm doing something smart without having to think more about it. The University of Wisconsin's default retirement setup, which I went with because I didn't fully understand it and was stupid about appreciating how important it is to really understand it, is basically a good deal if you stay at UW for your whole career and not great if you ever take a job anywhere else.

Maybe there should be a junior faculty counterpart to Fabio's rules for graduate students. If so, one would be:

1. Take the afternoon, or day, or two days, or whatever, to make sure your retirement is set up in a way that provides a good solution for both flexibility before you retire and security for when you retire. The time will definitely not make a difference on the margin for your tenure, and it might make a difference of many tens of thousands of dollars at the end of your career.

(Actually, the very first official thing I did was set up my e-mail. Username remains "jfreese," bucking the strange NU default of "j-freese." Don't actually send any e-mail to it, as I haven't figured out how to receive it. And don't actually send any non-work-related e-mails to it anyway, as this time I'm serious about strictly using my university e-mail account only for that.)

Life update postscriptum: Yes, I understand that friends of mine hate getting life updates from my blog rather than by personal call or e-mail. But: my moving plans have hit a couple not-for-blogging snags, and smy original plan to leave Cambridge on July 31 has been abandoned. Now, I'm leaving Cambridge and heading to Evanston sometime between the end of ASA (8/15) and the end of August.

Bing Bang

I'm tired.
I think I'm gonna hang out at the Lab over the weekend. Hopefully. Habana's food is rather heavenly so I want to go.
Sonic youth is performing at Urban Outfitters Santa Monica and I have tickets but I'm too lazy to go. They were free and anyone can print them online here. Klaxons are all the way over in the Chicago Urban Outfitters. Darn. Missed them at the El Rey but whatever.
The Brazilian Girls concert is coming up. I'm excited. Sabina Sciubba in person. Wow. I wonder if she'll cover her eyes up in some ridiculous costume as usual. Haha.
Seeeee you @ the Lab!

the most unlikely claim i have read this year

From story on CNN.com:

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island (AP) -- The longtime chairman of the Roger Williams University board admitted Monday to using the N-word during a board meeting, saying it "kind of slipped out."

[...]

[Eighty-year old] Papitto, who has given the school at least $7 million and whose name is on the only law school in Rhode Island, said he had never used the term before.

"The first time I heard it was on television or rap music or something," he told WPRO.

I'm imagining a longer version of the explanation: "I'd been listening to rap music on the radio for quite some time--something about those dope beats reminds me of my carefree days as a boy--and I couldn't help but notice this particular word they kept using. I had never heard it before, so I went to the dictionary to look it up. Said it was a 'Derogatory term for African-Americans.' Well, shoot, everybody knows that if you want to make a new word you learn stick, you need to use it yourself three times. So then I let it slip out in a board meeting, and all hell breaks loose."

the official jfw deathly hallows prediction

I've decided I am going to break with my six-books-strong tradition of listening to the Harry Potter audiobooks and instead buy the print copy of Deathly Hallows and read it. My preference would be to listen to the audiobook, but I am unconvinced that I will be able to avoid having some source spill an unwanted spoiler on me during the several days it would take me to listen all the way to the end. So I'm going to buy the book at midnight and read it before I look at any news source.

I'm trying to avoid reading any speculation about the book because I'm sure pre-release spoilers are already or soon available and I don't want to read any "speculation" that is directly or indirectly influenced by spoilers. I am nevertheless here posting my own prediction regarding the content of the book, largely so that I can gloat when proven correct. However, so no one who prefers suspense has the truth revealed to them inadvertently, I present my prediction in code. If you want to read it, go to this site, paste the paragraph below in the "Input:" window, type "jeremy freese" in the "Key:" window, and hit "Decode".

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BTW, word on the street here in Cambridge is that Harvard square will be transformed into "Hogwarts Square" on Friday night, including a battle of the bands between a band that calls itself "Harry and the Potters" and completely separate band that has independently named itself "Draco and the Malfoys."

(No unencoded predictions of your own in the comments allowed!)

possible big breakthroughs in solar power that i don't think would be worth it in the long run

(story today in the NYT)

1. Creating second sun.

2. Moving Earth closer to sun.

3. Finding way to use the heads of bald men as roving solar panels.

FINE ELAINE,
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!
I'LL LIKE TO THANK MY HONEY,
ELAINE EE,
FOR SUGGESTING THE EMAIL MONEYISLOVEE TO ME.
THANKS A MILLION(:




HELLO THERE.

yesterday was sat(:
angeline came over in the morning to try the
racial harmony clothes.
after tt went to meet ELAINE EE
@ kovan.
supposed to meet her there at 11.
but i was 10 mins late.
sorry honey.(:


so we went orchard.
first, to borders.
bought the pencil box.
difficulty choosing.
cos those which i likes, others alr had.
so nvm, bought the one which no one has.


then went paragon,
dorothy perkins.
tried on the clothes.
to big.
so didnt buy.
then went taka to grab some mini bites.
AND OFF to tampines to meet pat and sarah.
so elaine went home too.


went for the summary wkshop till 5 plus plus plus.
then went city hall with pat.
walked arnd marina square.
topshop, zara, and dorothy perkins.
zara had this white skirt, but was too big.
dorothy perkins didnt have the dress,
which me and elaine tried in the afternoon.


so off to Orchard agn.
ate Japanese food.
waited damn long for the food.
the chef was like cooking,
and pat was playing,
guess-the-number-of-tissues game.
hahs.
so after eating,
went zara again.
queued for the dressing room.
but again, the skirt was too big.
so didnt buy it in the end.





walked to paragon.
forothy perkins again.
this time, there was only 1 of that dress left!
so i tried it.
and it was bigget than afternoon's.
and in the afternooon,
THERE WAS AT LEAST 2 or 3.
ANS WHEN I WENT BACK.
ONLY THE ONE AND ONLY LAST ONE.
so forget it.
since i went all the way there.
i had to buy it.
last piece= FATED.
so i bought it , and now i have to alter it.




HET HEY HEY!
IF YOU WANNA GO SHOPPING,
GO NOW!!
EVERY WHERE'S HAVING SALE!!!!!
SALE!!!!!
DISCOUNTS HERE AND THERE!



lols.
anw, its my first encounter of
NO PIGEONS IN ORCHARD IN THE AFTERNOON(:even thiugh i saw one flying across in the sky.



tmr's the closing date for DPA.
and me and sheev are going to sign up.
lol(:
TMR'S ALSO RACIAL harMONEY.
BUT I'VE CHNAGED MY MIND.
IM WEARING CHINESE COSTUME INSTEAD OF MALAY.
cos chinese costume only has 1 piece,
easier to change into uniform after tt.


TONIGHT,
HAVE TO PERSUADE MY DAD TO FETCH ME TO SCHOOL TMR,
or else i'll have to take cab or smth.
RAH.



I'll be nice and remove that PREVIOUS POST'S PICTURE[S](:(:(:(:(:


What you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me

what's jeremy's beef with the animals & society section?

Regarding my recent post about a sociological article against "speciesism," someone asked why I seem to be regularly chiding those sociologists involved with the Animals & Society section. Reason #1 is that a certain friend who doesn't have a blog of her own keeps sending me these things, so things are brought to my attention more than they otherwise might. Reason #2, point blank, is that I have no enthusiasm for the fight against "speciesism" and reject approximately all of its attendant moral arguments*, and so I have a hard time seeing it listed alongside "racism" and "war" on the roster of social concern.

But, beyond that:

I think if I had to name what I regarded as the most genuinely interesting social trends in the US in the last 50 years, the shrinking pet-child gap would maybe make the Top 10 and would certainly make the Top 20. "Interesting"-ness is in the eye of the beholder, of course, and I suspect the shrinking pet-child gap particularly intrigues me because I grew up on a farm, in a culture with a very different attitude toward animals than the world I stepped into when I entered graduate school. Indeed, when I was in graduate school, for awhile I was keeping this tally for the sociology graduate student listserv of the number of times anyone sent out a message related to advocacy for an animal welfare cause versus a message related to advocacy for a child welfare cause. My recollection is that the score ended up Pets 11, Kids 4.

This, to me, is interesting, but apparently not interesting enough where it has risen to being anything I actually do research about. Which is another reason that I find sociology's animal movement interesting, because it exemplifies for me a larger point about sociology. As I said, I believe the shrinking pet-child gap is an interesting phenomenon, and it could be subject to a extremely interesting analysis from somebody willing to take a broad and engaged-while-still-somewhat-removed view of it. But, of course, who is going to do that?

Instead, the people who are going to enter the field of "animals and society" are going to be the people who are most committed to fighting speciesism as a cause--in other words, the people who are playing a vanguard part in the very thing I regard as the phenomenon. So, instead of sociologists offering studies that help to understand the shrinking pet-child gap--which, whatever you think of it, is an empirical phenomenon with all sorts of social ramifications, we get sociologists exhibiting the phenomenon by arguing for the value of work in which the researcher studies playing with his dog and in which the researcher tries to use sociological theory to justify a polemic that elevates "speciesism" to being of a piece with racism.

* Even so, inexplicably, I must confess that I've been lately thinking about returning to pescatarianism (that is, eating no meat except for seafood).

something tells me this will not be picked up and used in 'just say no' campaigns

Baseball player Gary Sheffield has been the subject of recurrent rumors of steroid use. Part of his denial in a recent interview: "[Sheffield] also says that he never took steroids because 'the bottom line is steroids is something you stick in your butt -- period.'"

or else maybe he's been missing dinner parties all these years but people just assume he's flaky and don't bother asking why afterwards

A footnote in Jon Elster's Explaining Social Behavior (p. 49):

[A]nother coincidence felt more significant. There are two experiences I've only had once. One is being invited to a dinner party and then forgetting I'd been invited. The other is being invited to a dinner party and then having the host call me up half an hour before I was supposed to be there, to tell me he had to cancel because of illness. The coincidence, which made me think for a second that someone was watching over me, is that this was one and the same party.

Complete non-sequitur: I'm making good progress on the Elster book despite a recent re-obsession with the Back Dorm Boys. If you've never seen their performance of "I Want It That Way", I'll embed below. I can't believe many sociologists still want to talk about globalization like it's a bad thing.

chew on this

Qualitative Sociological Review has a special issue on "Animals and People." The lead article is "The question of animal selves: Implications for sociological knowledge and practice" from a sociologist at the University of Colorado. Concluding sentence of abstract:

[S]ociologists have an obligation to challenge speciesism as part of a larger system of oppression.

Some sentences from the conclusion of the paper:

Poverty, environmental degradation, homelessness, war, and the threat of terrorism are all high on the social agenda. Some would argue that they are more pressing than the well-being of animals. The flaw in this argument is that all problems are connected, and the segmenting of issues is both illogical and morally questionable. For example, the moral status of animals as property justifies institutionalized cruelty on the basis that we humans can use them as we see fit. The ideology of superiority, coupled with “might makes right,” also underpins sexism, racism, and homophobia.

While various other things might be said, I will admit to having reached a point of confusion regarding exactly what qualitative sociology is.

(Granted, I'm having trouble figuring out what exactly "analytic sociology" is supposed to be, and I'm currently floundering while trying to write an essay for an edited volume on that.)

revelwii

(me, demonstrating the proper way to put on the wriststrap while officiating the madison wii party)

I'm having a few people from my program over this evening to play Wii Sports. The Wii party in Madison at the end of May was a rousing success: grad students, postdocs, and faculty all appear to enjoy the idea of making little avatars of themselves and then boxing one another. The prediction about the outcome of the boxing tournament that a Wii-experienced friend in Cambridge had made--"a girl will win"--was borne out with an all-female final. The exact reason for the female advantage in Wii boxing, if it exists, is not obvious. I beat two manly men on the way to the semifinals, but then lost a split decision--the only non-knockout of the night--to Mr. Hegemonic Masculinity himself, Sal. He floats like a butterfly, and stings like a Wii.

Tonight will be far fewer people, and we will probably play tennis in addition to box. Given that we are a health policy program, I wanted to buy the game where you get to perform surgery, but I don't see how I'd be able to get to a store that sells video games and get my apartment clean before the party starts. Apparently part of the surgery game--I'm not making this up--is that if you carve a pentagram onto the patient's chest, the game rewards you with super surgical skills.

IM NICE(:
SO I REMOVED UR PIC(:

EH! WHO'S THAT HUH!?!


HELLOS


funfair tickets.
i think i've finished selling all 6 alr.
SORT OF.


Racial HarMONEY
(the word MONEY IS PLEASING TO THE EYES)
next mon.
wearing a malay costume.
yep. its blue in colour(:


eh.
so i've chnage my blogskin and layout and so on.
But,
i think im going to change the skin agn.
cos its too kiddy kiddo-ee.
yep.
its supposed to be my lalaland castle/palace k!
anw, im still doing the background of this column and the one on the left.
trying to change it to semi transparent,
so can see more clearly.
hahaha.

oh && im gonna change my EZ CARD,
FINALLY!
see previous post for more details.

i shall end off with,
SURPRISE SURPRISE!!

IM NICE(:
SO I REMOVED UR PIC(:






and lastly,
this for.
MY DEAREST BODYGUARD TOH

meanwhile, the folks behind how to write your dissertation in fifteen minutes a day expected you to do that whole quarter hour in a row

I have a friend who is planning on writing a book in ten nonconsecutive days this summer. I advised her to check out the book How To Write A Book In Ten Nonconsecutive Days. Turns out, though, this book does not exist. I suggested she might write it during the off days of the ten nonconsecutive days writing the other book. She was not amused.

"I was so! I giggled! I was amused!"
"It doesn't work as well as a post if I say that you were amused."
"You always misrepresent what I say on your blog. This is why you don't have a label with my name for posts about me."

i knew they were going to be annoyed when i turned in that grant proposal using 8-point wingdings

NSF issues new guidelines on fonts.

I've created a new email.
SO ADD ME!


moneyislovee@hotmail.com


TAKE NOTE OF DOUBLE E.(loveE)




RAH RAH RAH.
TODAY, WAS DAMN PISSED WITH THE ASFGHNM SBS FEMALE DRIVER.
apparently,
i went up the bus,
and tried tapping my card.
and, no sound.
so i asked her if there was smth wrong with the machine
cos it looked like it was hanged.
so she was like, What card you using.?
OF COURSE EZ LINK CARD LA!
THEN WHAT. PHONE CARD AH.!?!.
so i showed it to her.
and i got scolded for pasting stickers on my card.
LIKE HELLO MAN,
THE STICKERS ARE AROUND THE CARD.
NOT ON THE PHOTO.
since they are always like " remove the sticker".
IN THE FIRST PLACE,
i dont think
THERE's A RULE STATING THAT STICKERS
ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE PASTED ARND.
okay, maybe photo, understandable la.
but! ARND IT!
MY CARD WHAT!
if they dont want us to paste stickers on the photo.
then why not take nicer photos with maybe professional photographers,
or better quality.
AND MY PHOTO IS LIKE SOME FUNERAL PHOTO!.
anw, back to the topic.
so that bus driver was like damn rude.
so okay nvm, i was in uniform, so cannot argue.
so i put in 60 cents.
and halfway,
i was still feeling damn pissed.
alighted frm the bus at wing tai.
and called my dad to fetch me instead.
WAS PRACTICALLY SHOUTING OVER THE PHONE,
COMPLAINING ABT THE BUS DRIVER.
complained to him all the way,
in the car.
Previously this indian bus driver,
didnt believed i was a secondary student using the blue ezlink.
sibei dumbo.
walau.
you think 55cents, i wanna cheat you ah?
BO LIAO.

still.
My dad says next time.
copy down the bus number and all.
then COMPLAIN!
HMPH!
bus driver great ah.
the bus you own one ah.
RAH.
TMR, i'll try tapping my card agn.
AND IT WAS PERFECTLY ALRIGHT THIS MORNING.

irritating irritating.


i remember,
there was this once.
in pri school.
i got scolded for nothing.
and the teacher,
never even apologised.
So,i was damn angry with tt teacher.
and hated her thru the primary school yrs.


I can't stand it when people with no authority or what-so-ever,
scolds me.
esp in public places.
like hello eh,
even my parents don't scold outside.
even if they do its at home.
and i'll get damn angry with them too.
ASSHOLES.
NO RIGHT=NO SCOLD.
unless, i'm really in the wrong.
otherwise.
YOU AASDFGERTGWB, I'll FFING HATE YOU MAN.






anw,
this sat,
i'll be going to the summary wkshop.
yep.

don't worry, baby boomers, i'm sure starbucks can just play that paul mccartney cd louder

On the NYT website today:


(earlier post here)

P.S. Now I'm looking at the weirdconverter.com site that Dan linked to, that allows you to convert the length and weight of all kinds of different objects into one another. Turns out: 1,863 Paul McCartneys = 1 viable soul.

social forces: the top 3 journal that isn't even in the top 10 in sociology impact rankings

See post here at orgtheory, with the full sociology top 10 listed in the comments. Also, see earlier post and follow-up of mine in which I dispute the usefulness of the idea of "Top 3 journals" in sociology anymore, especially if taken seriously for the purposes of rankings of quality-productivity of either individual faculty or whole departments.

Of course, many people who read this blog don't care about sociology journals, and for you I have a beatboxing flutist doing the Beverly Hills Inspector Gadget theme song, which is at least worth watching for upwards of a minute if you've never seen it (HT to a certain diva whose secret blog I rip off again and again):



I have decided that at next month's ASA meetings, I will help restore some of the luster to Social Forces by staging a performance in which I do a beatboxing reading of one of its articles. Details to follow.

because the last thing apple wants is sales of a $600 product taking away sales from a $300 product

From CNN.com:

Another analyst Gene Munster of Piper Jaffray said he expects Apple to bring out iPods that resemble iPhone, which features such as a touch-sensitive screen, later this year. Such products would help stop iPhone eating into iPod sales.

Same article, different "analyst":

"We believe that iPod Nano will be converted into a phone because it's probably the only way for Apple to launch a lower end phone without severely cannibalizing iPod Nano," he said noting that the new phone could have "rather limited functionality."

Yes, why would anyone buy a iPod Nano that only plays music when they could get a iPhone with "rather limited functionality" that requires a two-year service agreement with AT&T? (Plus, I will be impressed if Apple was able to make an iPhone the same size and sell roughly for the same price as a Nano.)

you're not going to change.
never going to change.
I give up.
full stop.

zoological mystery

I bought a bag of animal crackers out of the vending machine yesterday. It included several of the above. What is it supposed to be? Feel free to rotate your head or monitor around if you think that would help.

(As always when a book cover is used as background in a photo on this blog, an official JFW kewpie doll will be awarded to the first person to identify it.)

my dissatisfaction with active.com continues

(the letter I received from active.com)

Earlier post here. Now:

From: Jeremy Freese [mailto:jfreese@ssc.wisc.edu]
Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:05 AM
To: 'activeadvantage@active.com'
Cc: '[username]@madisonfestivals.com'
Subject: membership cancellation

On June 23, I received an e-mail informing me that I was being charged $49.95 for a year membership in Active Advantage, on the claim that I had agreed to this charge if I did not cancel a trial membership in ActiveAdvantage that I supposedly signed up for when I signed up for the Madison Marathon. I have no recollection of having agreed to this charge, find it difficult to believe I would have signed up for it, and have not made any use of your services. On June 23, I responded to your customer website asking to cancel my membership immediately and asking for an immediate refund.

Instead, this weekend, I received a letter from your company dated June 27 (attached) whose first sentence is "Welcome Back to ActiveAdvantage!", suggesting that somehow my communication with your company has indicated a desire to continue with ActiveAdvantage rather than cancel. This is not the case. I would like to have my entire $49.95 refunded. As indicated, I have not used any of the ActiveAdvantage services, nor do I intend to.

I sought recourse to this today by calling the customer service number provided in the letter. After going through several touch-tone menus, I received a recorded message telling me that your system is down.

I am cc'ing an official from the Madison Marathon on this message. I believe the marathon would well serve its participants by reconsidering its relationship with Active.com. If this matter is not quickly resolved, I will be filing a consumer complaint with the state of Wisconsin against both Active.com and Madison Festivals.

Sincerely,

Jeremy Freese

OK, that resulted in a quicker response than I was expecting:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: activeadvantage@active.com
Date: Jul 10, 2007 11:38 AM
Subject: Trial membership canceled
To: [me]

We are sorry to lose you as an ActiveAdvantage member!

Thank you for using activeadvantage.

Sincerely,

Your ActiveAdvantage Team

I'm a little concerned about the 'Trial membership' in the subject line, as the whole reason I was charged is I was moved into regular membership because the 'Trial' I have no recollection of signing up for expired. I'll have to see if the charge is actually refunded on my card.

I MUST CREATE A NEW EMAIL!
sheepo91 sounds too.. umm,
CHILDISH AND STUPID.


FRIDAY:


went with angeline to celebrate
Derrick's birthday in the end.
Met the check-my-nails prefect,
Eleanor there.
but, only for a while.
she's stays there too.
all the beautiful town houses.

reached back at arnd 11.30pm plus.




SATURDAY:



stayed at home till arnd 6.
cabbed to National library,
left brother there.
took Zen's car to esplanade.
I LOVE THEIR CAR.
ITS SO HIGH AND HUGE.
can see what others are doing their car(:
hahas.


WATCHED DIM SUM DOLLIES.
DAMN FUNNY!
Brothels are called
NTUC comfort ladies.
cos,
NTUC= Night Time U come(or cum,if u wanna think otherwise).


LOL
AND AND AND
i think i saw MISS LEE!
yes, the diplomacy and deterrence one.
heh.
went to eat supper after tt.
went home at arnd 12.30am plus.




TODAY:


Angeline might be coming ltr on.
hahaha.





ELAINE! UR MONEY IS IN MY FRIENDSTER!

and you thought mr. pibb plus red vines was crazy delicious

Build your own surreal hot dog, here (HT: DH & JJ). I'd like to see somebody eat 66 of those in 12 minutes (reference to here).

we can't work it out

So, I am on record as being not just not anti-Starbucks but anti-anti-Starbucks. That attitude began to change when Starbucks was singlehandedly responsible for selling a million copies of Mitch Albom's latest book. Now, I have submitted a comment on their site:



You have my word about this. I am not going back in there until that stupid white-and-pink poster of Paul McCartney clutching his lapels is gone. Gone! Of all the things the Baby Boomers have crammed down my generation's throat as being better than it really is because it happened to be happening at the age when they were most aesthetically impressionable, Paul McCartney is among the worst.

there was something about the way he looked when they were talking on tv about his history of insanity and pedophilia that i thought was kind of cute

TMZ.com story: JonBenet Murder Suspect Busted for Domestic Violence. I can not be the only person to see this story whose first thought was: John Mark Karr has a girlfriend? I can understand O.J. Simpson having a string of post-verdict girlfriends, but John Mark Freaking Carr? He was single--albeit formerly married--when he "confessed" to having killed JonBenet Ramsey. Is there no species of celebrity that fails to make a man more appealing to at least some women?

Incidentally, few guilty pleasures make me feel more genuinely guilty than whenever I read TMZ.com. It sort of distills everything that is complacent and bad about our celebrity obsessed culture, and makes me think it's just a matter of time before the Visigoths come and plow us into the soil. Which doesn't mean I didn't enjoy seeing video of Bill Maher looking very awkward at the approach of a camera crew and reporter as he was leaving a restaurant after a date with a companion who has a forthcoming book about her sexual exploits with celebrities and whose nickname from her time in hip-hop circles is apparently "Superhead." (For the record, I noticed nothing unusual about the size or shape of her cranium in the video.)

They Built Paradise

The last few days were a jumble.
Fourth of July was amazing. Went up to Santa Barbara with some chums& went to the beach, went SHOPPING, danced on the streets, and ate a lot of fooood. I bought the weirdest things @ SB. I got a medium highlighter pink henley and green spandex ribbed nylon leggings from American Apparel. I got a pair of funky Vans for twenty bucks. Thenn I got a big gold necklace from Anthropologie and a pair of rose colored Seven jeans from Saks. Needless to say, I'm weird.

Yesterdayyy I just stayed home and barbequed/swam in my backyard all day. Today, I was at research and then went grocery shopping. Funfunfun summer days.

which isn't to say that jer-tang clan is anything to trifle with, either, especially when i'm wearing my fetching australian cricket jersey

I called a friend earlier because she e-mailed to say she was having some problems and could use a distraction. I distracted her by pulling up Wikipedia and reading the "Legal Troubles" section of the Wikipedia entry for ODB from the Wu-Tang Clan. I tell you, there are enough troubles listed there to take anybody's mind off their own.

"In 1997, when he would have been 29 years old, he was arrested for failure to pay child support for x of y children. What's your guess for x and y?"
"Six and eight."
"Wrong, three and thirteen."
"No way he's paying support for ten out of thirteen children."
"It doesn't say he was paying support for the other ten; he just wasn't arrested over them. You know, I can't tell if the two times mentioned getting shot in 1998 during a home-invasion robbery are actually the same incident or two completely separate incidents."
"Probably the same incident."
"Yeah, what are the odds? Unless, well, you're this guy. Apparently once in the courtroom he called the female prosecutor 'a sperm donor.'"
"I'm not sure I get that."
"Me neither. Part of the thing that's interesting is that, while all this was going on, people sort of talked about him like he was kind of an eccentric college professor or something. Tee-hee, sometimes he's absent-minded and wears mismatched socks; sometimes he has a routine traffic stop escalate into a charge of attempted murder. He wasn't being talked about like one of the most completely dysfunctional and internally-poisoned persons ever to achieve fame for genuine artistic merit. And all because he came up with the idea of imitating the school teacher from the Charlie Brown animated specials while he rapped."

great beginnings are so much more common than great endings that the latter should be cherished at every opportunity

I had a conversation with a friend today about the video for Radiohead's "Just." (12 years ago! I wish time only flew when one was having fun.) Anyway, if you've never seen it, it's worth watching once:



Much more satisfying than the use Sofia Coppola made of the same device.

Unfortunately, I can't watch the video without it reminding me a little bit about my walk from University of Wisconsin Parking Lot 34 to the Social Science Building, circa February 2004.

quiz feature!

Received wisdom among those who run survey centers is that some interviewers are better than others at convincing respondents to participate in surveys. This is easier to assert than actually show. As some readers know, I am an investigator on the Wisconsin Longitudinal Study, a survey of thousands of 1957 Wisconsin high school graduates that fielded its last round of phone surveys ~3 years ago. After several hours of meticulous data analysis, I have adduced strong evidence indicating that, in fact, some WLS interviewers were better than others. Today is thus not a day that feels much like I am splitting the sociological atom, here.

WLS respondents were in their late sixties; WLS telephone interviewers were mostly undergraduates (or undergraduate-aged). Any guesses about whether there was a sex of interviewer effect in the WLS (that is, a tendency for male or female interviewers to be better at getting respondents to participate)?

intrigue

Due to a ten point swing, Barack Obama now leads Hillary Clinton in the predicted probability of being the Democratic nominee as indicated at intrade.com. (See the "Last" column above.) What's going on? I don't see anything in the news that would cause it. I wonder if it is some kind of market manipulation.

Hmm, in the time that it took me to post this, Hillary has gone back up to 42.6 vs. 38.4 for Obama. Very strange.

It could have been caused by someone who owned a large number of Hillary shares deciding to dump them. I wonder why. I wonder if it was Martha Stewart.

in my inbox

From a friend:

Your sudden obsession with the Wu-Tang Clan is only the very tiniest bit 
disturbing, and yet still I hope it lasts only for today.

A longer story beginning with "Wu-Tang Clan Aint Nuthin to [expletive deleted] With" coming up on the shuffle of my iPod while jogging. It's not even a song I like, especially as it is so clearly a ripoff of Freaktoastt J's "Freaktoast J is Not a Toy (Don't Give Freaktoast J to Children Under Five)."

I'm at the office today wearing an Australian cricket jersey, which looks sort of like this. Everyone who has come into the office today--and we are having an informal thing, so people are actually here today--has said something like "I like your shirt." None of them actually like it, but people are too polite to say, "Wow, what a strange and brightly-colored wardrobe choice for someone over thirty-five."

Chinese O Level Oral today.
Okay la.
Hope i pass(:


during the Live presentation today.
With shev,Elaine,Shuen,
AS USUAL,We were talking cock.
SERIOUSLY TALKING COCK.
hahaha.
(EH, Ahhh, Baby.... AHhhh.!!)
&&
SQUEEZE MAN,
LOL!
Now, WHO lIKES EATING LONG JOHN SILVER?
so we laughed throughout the Live lesson in the hall.
EVERYDAY,
WE'RE TALKING COCK.
Even SHUEN's mind has been corrupted.
previously,
Cb = Chio bu
NOW,
Cb = HAHAHAHAH start laughing.
Get it.? No, then nvm.
SEE HER IMPROVEMENTS IN CORRUPTION?


F-CREW IS GOING CORRUPTED!
EVEN SHEILA IS GETTING THE SYNDROME TOO.


anw,
have t submit the testimonial Thingy tmr.
HAIYA. MUST GO DIGGG OUT ALL THE CERTS AND STUFF.
how to rmb right!


Tmr's shev and sheila turn for oral.
EH SHEEVONNE!
GO TELL THE EXAMINER,
SIBEI KANASAI.
see what you'll get!
haha.


i want t get a tatoo!


lastly,
MEET BANNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

adopt your own virtual pet!

sometimes when i am at a loss for words i am still able to make a graph

Update, short while later: I was sitting here in CGIS South writing with Sara when we were sidetracked by the distraction of websurfing the world of competitive eating. (Ralph Nader, btw, once included competitive eating along with corporate greed and political corruption as signs of societal decay--and he listed competitive eating first.) Sara is now buying me a T-Shirt for the International Confederation of Competitive Eating, I think because she thinks the slogan is particularly me: "Nothing in moderation." She asked me what size and I said to order a Large, so that if I got really fat I wouldn't be able to wear it.

Update, later: If you look at the graph up to 2001, you'd think we had basically reached the limit of human achievement where hot dog eating goes, but then Kobyashi comes along with his break-the-wiener-in-half-and-dunk-the-bun-in-water technique and we are off toward feats no one ever would have imagined possible. The guy who did 66 hot dogs today did 6 in the final minute, meaning he actually finished at a faster pace than he started.