Kill Or Be Killed!

Hey yoothz!! You know, I'm a vegetarian...but when I actually think about it, it's probably worse for an animal to be hooked up to a machine and sucked dry of its milk for its entire life rather than just killed on the spot. I mean, think about it, I'm sure if a spaceship full of beautiful alien women flew down to earth, seduced me into their riding along with promises of repopulating their manless planet, only to chain me down and hook me up to the Jizz-O-Tronic 5000, pumping me out for every potential-baby drop for the rest of my life, I'd be more than willing to take the gun and pull the fuckin' trigger myself.

Well the entire point of that nonsense was this:
Israel Lancho.

Apparently, he's a badass because he faces off with bulls. Trust me. I once climbed into a field on a farm and saw a bull standing on a distant hill and, remembering footage of "badass" matadors, I proceeded to scratch my foot acroos the ground, imitating the "dumbass" bull, giggling like a schoolgirl. Trust me². You never want to do this, for I have experienced the mind-numbing fear that can only exist when being chased by a half ton beast with fucking razor sharp horns attached to it thrashing head, aiming for any spot on my pale, squishy excuse for a body. I was lucky enough to roll under a fence, missing the bull's horns by inches....but I'm not so sure if Israel is going to be so lucky.


PS: I'm rooting for the bull.



-jeanz.